Devil May Cry 5 Now has Uncensored Butt Cheeks on PS4… In America Only
THIS STORE SELLS BOOTY booty BOOTY
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REmake 2 is on Sale for $39.99 For a Limited Time
I wish RE5 had a merchant instead of just a menu because there’s really only so many jokes I can make about the one we have.
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April Fools’: Umbrella Corps 2 Leaked, Includes Battle Royal Mode, REmake 3 Might be in Jeopardy
“That’s what they talk about when they talk about competitive shooters”
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VTM Bloodlines 2: Gameplay Length, Politics, and Gender Pronouns
Sir? Madam? I’m the one with the sharp teeth.
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New World War Z Trailer Travels to Japan, Epic Store Exclusive — but it’s Cheaper
The tenth man doesn’t give a shit which completely free digital platform his new video game is on.
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Observation Story Trailer is like Night Trap meets Alien
I’m sorry Dave, the crew is expendable
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Everything You Need to Know About Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2
Suckle at the sweet neck of information, my Kindred
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VTM: Bloodlines 2, Original Bloodlines Composer Returning For Sequel
The monsters make me hide
Perhaps I’ll eat myself alive
Internally but it’s there left for me to be
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To Prep for VTM: Bloodlines 2, The Original Bloodlines is on Sale for $5 on Humble
Catch up on a classic before the new embrace
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VTM: Bloodlines 2, More Info About Editions – Classic Costumes, Weapons, Season Pass
HAHAHAHA YOU RAT SUCKER!
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Heavy Rain, Beyond: Two Souls, Coming to PC via Epic Games Store
I’M ON PC, JODIE. WINDOWS TEHN BILLY GATES – HOW ARE YAH
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World War Z Developer Diary Sheds Light on the Swarm
I think I might have run out of tenth man jokes now. I guess I’ll have to go find one to disagree with me.
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More Vampire: The Masquerade Teasing From Paradox, What Looks Like Screens and Art
Prepare for the Embrace
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Castlevania: Harmony of Despair Now on Xbox One Backwards Compatibility
Multiplayer Castlevania. Huh.
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Death Stranding Officially Delayed
And we still don’t know what the hell is even happening in it
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The New Doom Movie is Doom: Annihilation, Direct To Video, First Trailer isn’t “A Game Anymore”
BFD. Big F***ing Dissapointment
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Limited Run Games Releasing Collector’s Edition of Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon in Like a Week
WHAT IS AN EDITION!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF RAD STUFF! *glass of wine shatters*
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Rumor: Last of Us Part 2 Release Window Might Have Been Outed by Peruvian Retailer
I just can’t wait to be miserable again!
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