October Keegan

AhhhhhH!

Black Friday is a wholey different kind of war to cover.

Spooky scary demon things!

If these walls could talk... they would scream!

I believe the technical term is "Cubic Buttload" of information.

Tryin' to figure out how to afford EVERY edition AND food got me like...

I wanna take you for a ride

I cant wait to shit myself in virtual reality

WE'RE USING THE ZED WORD!

Count your bills, boys and girls. It's time to pay out.

Need to get a flowchart for this stuff.

Yeah, picking stuff up in third-person is way harder than games make it look.

Prices, Collector's Editions, and JAZZ!

I WANT THE FINGER

One last time... we must butter our poopers

Whaddayabuyinstrangahhehehe

Go Tell Aunt Rhody That Everybody's Excited!

Just a little longer... just a little longer...

B... Balloon?

An oldie, but a goodie!

Please, stop panicking. It's getting embarrassing.

There is a time and a place to say goodbye.

A little of the old, a little of the new.

Man, Resident Evil 7 looks amazing.

There is a tape player here. Will you save?

Rev up, boys and girls. It's GEARS time again.

Uh

What rhymes with demo? Uhh... Lemo...n?