October Keegan

I uh... I don't like this honestly.

Goodbye, old friends.

Never compromise.

Why can't it just be January yet?

SCREAMING

Gross isn't a strong enough word.

WHAT IS A COLLECTION

Dead Rising faces its toughest challenge yet... death.

Because of course.

Mmmff I'm feeling hungry already

Ada Wong: Best Spy or BESTEST SPY

Leon's hair was a point of serious discussion, that is all.

This is a loonng five nights, man.

And a million fans hearts broke that day

If the suspense doesn't kill you... something else will!

REREmake remastered Revisited retooled redone remade

I already have the theme stuck in my head.

STTAAARRRRSSSSS

BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

That's what we like to hear!

I could go for a good AI. Not like the movie though, bleh.

Tolle!

Groovy... I guess?

GROOVY. GOD DAMN GROOVY.

Welcome to the virtual family, son!

I... I want those keys. Can I just get the keys?

You need to play Killer 7. You have to.

Uh... that's more than the game, the console, and a second copy of the game and console combined.