Zack Furniss

What could possibly go wrong with a title like that?

I am simply System Shocked by this game.

I guess we'll just have to use a stupid television.

Crytek is making Resident Evil 4 Dead.

PARGON PARGON TRADEMARK EXTENSION PARGON PARGON.

Microsoft's Mount Massive.

Keepin' it sexy with my stankface.

I was tryna interview 'im, not bloody tickle 'im.

The Knights of the Round go round and round.

Fungal cross-pollination.

A downloadable fantasy epic?

Riding on the metrooo-ooo-ooo. But with more shinies.

We go hands on with this year's most anticipated horror title.

Bloody boredom.

It brings a (bloody) tear to my eye.

Somethin' spooky is about to go down.

Maybe I'll actually be able to beat it now.

The only security guard who ever had to anything (just kidding, security guards).

This is a little confusing, coming right after that last post.

They're catching up to the games!

Laugh it up. The smug face hides deep terrors.

Get those headphones and go sit in a dark room.

The scariest part is YOU ARE ALREADY ADDICTED TO IT, SHEEPLE.

The Z stands for zucks, and this game zucks hard.

I'd buy that for a dollar! (x15)

Like taking candy from a baby. And then eating the baby.

Get ready for some 2D FEAR.

Spooky corridors and horrified humans.