13 Reasons Why Uber Jason Should be in Friday the 13th: The Game
Gun Media’s Friday the 13th: The Game is set for release sometime next month, and while we have 7 confirmed skins for the killer based on his many looks throughout the franchise, Uber Jason is not among them. This is a travesty.
Uber Jason is the star of 2001 entry in the long-running Friday the 13th series, Jason X. Set in the year 2455, Jason awakes from cryostasis after being frozen in an attempt to stop him once and for all. Jason’s frozen body is found by a group of students on a field trip to Earth, who he proceeds to slaughter after awaking aboard their ship in the future. After Jason is defeated by a sex robot, his body becomes augmented by nanomachines, rebuilding him to be stronger, scarier and meaner. He kicks ass throughout the movie, even before his upgrade, yet he’s not in the game?! That needs to change.
Here’s 13 reasons why Uber Jason is objectively the best Jason and should be included in Friday the 13th: The Game (as DLC or otherwise).
#1 – Nothing stops him.
#2 – Nanomachines son.
#3 – He’s shiny and chrome. Can you say “new hotness”?
#4 – He’s still a pure virgin.
#5 – But he’s stronger than ever.
#6 – He says “fuck you” to Augmented Reality games.
#7 – He managed to kill David Cronenberg.
#8 – He fk’n loves science.
#9 – He’s got a powerful core.
#10 – He’s bulletproof.
#11 – He’s a-head of the game. Hah!
#12 – Dude is jacked.
#13 – He’s got beautiful red eyes.
Your move, Gun Media.
Update: Gun Media’s response… Hmm.
@RelyonHorror :/. Well…we’ll see 😀
— Friday the 13th Game (@Friday13thGame) September 22, 2016