Whispers in the Dark Ep. 62: You Don’t Call Smashmouth Garbage, SON

On this robotic episode of the Whispers in the Dark podcast the crew talks a whole lot about the Robocop remake, Tara Reid at SeaWorld, Silent Hill‘s 15th anniversary, Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes‘ short runtime, and first person indie horror games.

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Host: CJ Melendez
Co-Hosts: Whitney ChavisKyle Campbell, Tobiichi Karlsson.

Duration: 02:22:21
File Size: 81.4 MB
Format: MP3

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  • rem

    Utopian slut palace

    0:40 to 1:44

    CJ: Whitney, your second coming has began and you go ‘’meh’’

    Whitney: What?

    CJ: You finally get to leave the south and shave your beard

    Whitney: -laughing- Oh, CJ, CJ

    CJ: she’s issuing threats. You’re sending threats to Kyle
    since he’s full of bacon or something.

    Whitney: Look CJ, I don’t know how many times I have to tell
    you this, I have no further need for your utopian slut palace ok? You keep
    trying to butter me up to come back, I’m not coming.

    CJ: no one’s going to get the utopian slut palace joke.

    [I will have you know I have no idea what just happened]


    Killer whales

    16:30 To 22:40

    Kyle: Speaking of killer whales when you’re done I need to
    tell you a story about killer whales.

    CJ: I sat on one

    Whitney: Yeah, you ever find that picture?

    [I want context for this when, how why were you sitting on a
    killer whale?]



    24:17 to 24:45

    Kyle: I went to domino’s and you weren’t their Whitney,
    you’re a liar

    Whitney: Hey, I said I didn’t like domino’s I wouldn’t be

    Kyle: God damn it.

    CJ: Heather, what else have you played?

    Tobi: we said a domino’s so…

    Kyle: yeah, a domino’s

    CJ: you play any games Heather?

    Whitney: who’re you taking to?

    CJ: you

    Tobi: So Heather get’s to talk about games, I don’t get to
    talk about games.

    Whitney: He’s asking Heather, I don’t know who this Heather
    person is.

    CJ: sure Heather.

    Whitney: stop calling me that


    Magical date

    25:08 To 28:35

    Whitney: would this be a good game for guys to take note on
    how to impress a lady

    Tobi: I think guys and ladies alike can learn from this
    game, the clear lines for any date should be:

    Make sure you hit all the UFO’s with the laser eyes.

    Whitney: well of course! Everyone knows that!

    CJ: yeah, that’s how I do it.

    [Well CJ with that kind of skill I’m sure you have dates that are… MAGICAL!]

    Whitney: dude if a guy can’t do that on a date, it’s over!

    Tobi: and if you can’t dock spaceships you won’t fly. The most important aspect in all of dating is to be really good at superman 64 with a albatross.

    CJ: huh?

    Whitney: Ok…

    Tobi: the game is weird


    The Rock and Vin Diesel paly horror games

    1:20:45 To 1:28:30

    • Whitney Chavis

      We were quoting an episode of The Following 🙂


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