Whispers in the Dark Ep. 23: Fetus of Dreams

project zero 2 wii edition is amazing, Ive been replaying it for 6 times now on hard mode, there are 6 endings and I need one last ending before I play it on nightmare mode, sad thing that there is no mission mode, on default the games looks so dark but you can just turn the brightness to what level you want to be, So far my most favorite ending in the game is the Yam Festival Ending.

That is the scariest picture you guys have ever used.

I haven’t actually got Project Zero II – Wii Edition myself yet, but I do intend to. In the meantime, I’ve been replaying Project Zero II – Crimson Butterfly Director’s Cut on the Xbox 360. Great game!

Glad I’m not the only having trouble with the Ustanak battle in the Resident Evil 6 demo. Only playing on solo, but I suspect it would be significantly easier with another human player.

On this podcast we hear CJ’s
plans to haunt Whitney. We learn just about everyone on the podcast has
professed there love to Whitney. We hear a plan involving cosplay and fetus
eating. Rourke tells Whitney to finish Alien. We find out Rourke’s rating
system for games and I rage about him saying Ace Attorney 2 is perfect and CJ
and Rourke preform a live action Batman parody where Rourke claims to be
Gotham’s rectory and CJ’s plans to crush beer cans with his moobs.

Take a shot if someone calls
Whitney an alcoholic: 2 shots

Take 2 shots if Whitney jokes
about being an alcoholic: 2 shots

Take a shot if Rourke tells
Whitney to watch Alien: 1 shot

Bonus drinking game rule: take a
shot whenever the word “fetus” is used:
? Shots [yep came up with this rule last minute and did not count it
–shrugs-l it adds mystery]

Total: 5+? shots!

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[Fun fact: Clementine’s voice actor
Melissa Hutchison also voiced Anna Graham and
Sallie Graham from Deadly Premonition]

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Ghost CJ

0:59 to 2:30

Whitney: she killed herself by putting her head in an oven.
She wrote the book before she killed herself obviously

CJ: I was going with the theory that she wrote it as a
ghost.

[Me: That would not
shock me. my great granduncle was a zombie THAT’S MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO
IT! I DON’T CARE THAT THERE ARE MORE LOGICAL EXPLNATIONS! (Long story)]

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Whitney & Rourke star crossed lovers

15:20 to 15:52

Rourke: two star crossed lovers. Don’t tell Zev.

[Me: is there anyone on this podcast who has not hit on
Whitney?

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Festus eating

44:30 to 49:00

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Alien

55:25 to 58:10

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Gore! + account
stealing

01:26:05 to 1:31:00

Rourke: the blind thing with the claws he stabs you through
your head. The claws go ALL THE WAY THROUGH YOU HEAD and then he like guts you with the rest of his claws.

Me: [O.o]

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Me: [this is why I have not gotten a new generation console
–goes back to ps2-]

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[Me: yay Rourke and CJ doing a lets play together would be cool!]

[Me: YES ROURKE AS A VOICE ACTOR!]

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Rourke’s rating scale

1:51:08 to

1: unplayable broken shit

2: unplayable broken shit but I can see why people like it
so deadly premonition

CJ: Oooo you basted

[Me: He said this when he was stuck on the lumber mill
didn’t he?]

3: ok but has problems

Rourke: I was kidding

[Me: ok Rourke’s one of us ONE OF US!]

4: has problems but is enjoyable regardless

5: good does not have any really big issues but nothing
stands out

6: really good, doesn’t have any problems, it’s memorable
and it’s fun

7: a game you shouldn’t miss

8: PLAY THIS GAME! IT’S AMAZEING!

9: one of the best games I have ever played.

10: I give to almost nothing I give resident evil 4 and Ace
Attorney 2 a 10, those are 2 games I think are perfect through and through they
have no problems, they have no faults they are perfect.

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[Me: HOLD IT http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Holdit.gif

April: how can you say the games perfect when I’m not in it!

http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/f/fc/May_Breakdown.gif

Me: but seriously the games not perfect.

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[I wrote this out once before and it became all rage so now
I will try to write with less rage]

(Can you tell I suck at dealing with Phoenix wright logic despite loving the story and characters?)

1: the game needs a better way to move around the crime
scene

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2: me ragging about having to cross examine the witnesses
statements twice and feeling the game did not explain that well e.g. they could
have had Phoenix mention he should “question the witness again” instead of
“something’s wrong with part of that but I can’t put my finger on it”

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3: the game had grammar errors (which I can deal with) but
had used words poorly at points e.g. used ‘’the’’ where “there” was meant to
be. It worked when reading in your head but when I played I was voice acting
each of the characters. [Turns out I had no trouble faking many different female
voices but had trouble trying to do a deep dopy voice for Gumshoe wow now I
have told them I wear a pocket watch and top hat and I have more trouble
sounding like a dude then sounding female.]

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4. normal Phoenix write logic I can’t tell if I suck at the
game or if I am meant to have a magic power to tell me that a bullet hole being
3 inches of the ground must mean the shooter was on the ground and not you know SHOTING DOWNWARDS TO THE PERSON WHO IS SHORTER THEN HIM! AND THE SHOT CAN’T HAVE JUST GOT THERE BECAUSE THEY WHERE GRAPELINGFOR THE GUN NO HE MENT TO SHOOT
3 INCHES OFF THE GROUND! –rage-

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5: the circus case! Just the circus case and the fact the
made the killer all sympathetic despite
trying to kill a teenaged girl with extreme prejudice and killing his father
figure and not even being sorry. THEY EVEN GUILT TRIPED THE GIRL WHO HE ATTEMPTED MURDER ON TO STAY WITH HIM AT THE HOSPITAL AND THE ONLY EVIDANCE
PHOENIX CAN GIVE FOR WHY SHE WON’T BE
MURDERED IS THAT THE KILLER DOES NO WANT TO BE IN PRISON WHEN HIS BROTHER
RECOVERS! I HATE THIS CASE SOOO MUCH! THE LAST CASE IS ONE OF THE BEST ONES AND IT HAS PHOENIX NOT TELLING EDGEWORTH ABOUT MAYA’S SITUATION DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WHOULD HELP –RAGES- [wow not ragging flew right out the window then sorry!]

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-rage deactivated- -fan boy mode taking control-

[Me: I’m so sorry for raging at you Rourke but I regret
nothing about what I said though I will admit 2 was mostly me sucking at the
game. …wow I have managed to be mostly spoiler free in my rage, well done rage!]

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Me: Good job Whitney for getting 1st in
everything Deadly Premonition we need to make you an award!

Voice acting

1:59:15 to 2:02:35

Me: Chris Redfield’s pain noise was that grunting noise you
were making during Whitney’s live action Fanfic!

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Rourke batman voice –swoon- oww I fell into me wall I’m too
tired to be writing sorry if there are spelling errors etc.

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Whitney: you’re also a dude so your voice is automatically
deeper.

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[Me: you would think so but my talking voice is about as
deep as my voice gets its weird being a tenor]

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Live action batman parody

2:02:35 to2:04:00

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CJ –as batman-: what are you trying to do bane?

Rourke as bane: gog ga gaba be Gotham [I this that’s what he said I’m not sure]

CJ -as batman-: Gotham can be saved

Rourke -as bane-: I am Gotham’s rectory

[me: why do I feel like I will regret typing this into
Google “Rectory: the house owned by a Christian rector” wow that was not a
sexual reference]

CJ -as batman-: Why?

Rourke-as bane-: your punishment must severe raw! [I think
that’s it]

CJ -as batman-: -growl noise-

Rourke -as bane-: -random noise- Rawww!

Whitney: -laughing-

Rourke -as bane-: -random noise I can’t type- sho de do de
do

CJ and Rourke: -growling at each other-

Me: I GIVE UP! [Wow they gave up too good timing]

Later

Rourke: I swear Bane says “I am Gotham’s rectory”

Me: so you meant to say that. By the way the line is “I am
Gotham’s reckoning”

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Crushing beer cans

2:06:35 to

Whitney: you wanted to talk about putting your personality
in my fetus and then tormenting me by punching through my stomach or something.

[Me: I love how this has become normal to Whitney she is
calmly reminding him of one of his many plans to torture her]

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CJ: I’ll do it then.

[Me: You’re going to crush beer cans with your 7 pound
moobs? Because I though you where you know in shape]
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ME: THE INTERNET WANTS PORN ROURKE! [By the way how are the
commissions going?]