Whispers in the Dark Ep. 21: Scream Into My Anus (E3 Special)

On this wonderfully horrible episode of the Whispers’ podcast, the whole gang reunites to discuss the past two days of E3. Zev returns to discuss his current predicament in Wisconsin as well. Games, conferences from the show, theories, hopes, and likes and dislikes are all shared by the crew.

We might get back together again later this week to finish off the E3 talk but no promises. E3 has been fun as usual and we’re all a little worn out from the news. We’ll strive to please you guys though; That’s what we live for.

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Host: CJ Melendez
Co-Hosts: Whitney Chavis, Rourke Keegan

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Duration: 01:13:19
File Size: 52.2 MB
Format: MP3

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  • DYCL

    Wow this came as a total surprise! Can’t wait to give it a listen, thanks guys!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Lilitu.Daemon Jessica Lee

    LOL He had the same opinion of Tomb Raider I said here: http://silenthillcommunity.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=433812&p=7585790#p7585790

  • Benjamin May

    The differences between the city and the country appears to be the same in America is it is here in the U.K.

    I live in the country and generally people do say ‘hello’ to one-another, even if they don’t know each-other. Try doing that in London and people look at you as though they think you’re some kind of pervert.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ahmad-Al-Hamily/1234508805 Ahmad Al-Hamily

    MORE MORE MORE …. errrrrm okay gonna be cool XD

  • SecretX

    i want Leon on Playstation All Star that be great :D

  • http://twitter.com/matty_125 matty

    L.A. Kings? lol

  • StuntmanSnake

    I’m a little confused.

    You guys didn’t seem that interested in The Last of Us which I thought looked absolutely amazing. Also, I thought Rourke would of been obsessed with Beyond becuase it’s essentially Heavy Rain meets Ghost Trick.

    Oh well.

    • http://relyonhorror.com/ CJ Melendez

      I’m pretty sure we did both of those things! I’ll be getting The Last of Us day 1.

  • Ross Ingram

    Great podcast. Yes you guys went way off the topic of E3, but it was hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rourke.keegan Rourke Keegan

    @Stuntman, I actually hadn’t seen that article when we recorded this, and I can tell you, I AM STOKED. Ghost Trick may be one of the best handheld games ever made, and I loved Heavy Rain (despite weird story problems)

    • DYCL

      On a somewhat related note, I’m very disappointed Ace Attorney 5 and Prof. Layton vs Ace Attorney was a no show, and I’m sure Rourke is too. I’m hoping the latter was not scrapped because we haven’t seen anything of it since its debut trailer. Also, still no mention of an AA Investigations 2 stateside release (sigh).

      Overall, outside of RE6, Tomb Raider, and some other high profile games, I thought this year’s E3 really stunk — there were almost zero surprises.

      I enjoyed the podcast though! Will there be another this week?

  • http://twitter.com/Vis4Valentine Brady White

    Before Rem the super-fan gets here….(joking Rem, joking)

    The Funniest Moments:
    RE 6 “HUD” Discussion 31:42 – 36:07 (I’d rather not here about CJ and Rourke’s curved penises thank you very much!)

    Whitney um….er…“Chokes” 38:13 – 39:18

    Rourke The Superstar / “You know what” 51:28 – 53:41
    Also the best quote in the history of the universe…”Scream into it! [the anus] Like it’s a pillow and your angry because no-one took you to prom” WTF CJ! XD (I want that on a T-Shirt)

    Clearly the message I was supposed to take from the wholesome family podcast is that um er…CJ might have a curved penis :P

    PEACE OUT! P.S If I can I might try and make a short animated video thingy of the “Anus” portion of the podcast (Might take a while though) :D

    • Rem

      [Too late I’m here now! Super fan I like that title, thanks
      for halving my work :D ]

      Best quote ever! [I had to write all this it was too good!
      Ok fine I summarized it that’s it]

      Scream into my anus (aka Rourke’s fans!)

      51:20 to 53:40

      CJ: and there’s a bundle of sticks

      Rourke: so we get to equip a fagot

      CJ: I was going to say that thank you. I was going to say it
      but I was like “I don’t know maybe it will be offensive” but good old Rourkie

      [Me: since when did CJ care about being offensive? And he
      called Rourke Rourkie cute nickname!]

      Rourke: good old Rourke.

      Rourke: cuz I know. I know that my fans know that I don’t
      care, gay people are totally cool in my book.

      CJ: your fans?

      [Me: I’ll be one of Rourkies fans!]

      Rourke: my fans yes.

      CJ: look at you and your beautiful fans.

      [Me: CJ called me beautiful :P ]

      Rourke: I love all of you!

      Whitney: Rourke can I have your autograph?

      Rourke: You can.

      Zev: you bitch.

      CJ: I was going to say something really stupid.

      Rourke: you have to say it now.

      CJ: because we were hyping you up I was going to ask you to
      scream into my anus.

      Everyone: -laughing-

      Whitney: What?

      CJ: you’re famous Rourke so you should do that for me.

      Whitney: What?

      CJ: I don’t know, it came to my mind

      Zev: it says a lot about your mind

      CJ: these are the things I say on twitter but never speak
      out loud and I just did.

      Whitney: What?!

      CJ: scream into my anus Rourke. Scream into it. –Starts
      laughing-

      Everyone: -laughing-

      Zev: it’s like an autograph but better getting saliva all up
      in there.

      Whitney: eww

      CJ: what happened as soon as we get back together the
      podcast becomes anal but plugs.

      Rourke: I don’t know. What to say to you anymore. Um anyway
      I just want to give a quick shout out to a guy I met today named William Evokeys
      I hear your giggling

      CJ and Whitney: -giggling-

      CJ: just imagine it like the scene from. What’s the Jim
      Carrie movie?

      Whitney: -laughing-

      CJ: Ace Ventura.

      Whitney: yeah –laughing-

      CJ: he’s doing the hand thing and then comes out to a
      microphone and screams really loud like it’s a pillow and your angry because no
      one took you to prom.

      CJ and Whitney: -laughing-

      Wisconsin adventures part 1

      1:40 to 4:30 then 5:28 to 9:05

      Best quote: Zev: but I like my dicks

      Rourke: touch it every day

      [Me: dicks? As in more than one?!]

      Random quote: Zev: I love Whitney talking about curved
      penises

      [Is penises the right plural? DAM IT ZEV YOUR MAKING ME
      QUESTION THE PLURAL OF PENIS!]

      Mac mini

      45:50 to 46:35

      Best quote?: Rourke: stop it!

      CJ –to Rourke- I’m
      going to touch you

      [me: … ok]

      49:40 to 49:51

      Zev: curved penis?

      CJ: -sigh-

      Whitney: Zev we have moved on!

      CJ: we have moved on from curved penises

      Zev: but I’ll never move on from you Whitney!

      Bonus quotes:

      Whitney: we can’t have gay super heroes AMERICA!

      [Me: Batman?]

      CJ: -to Rourke- I
      will remove one of your scrotums

      CJ: you did bring the curved penises Whitney