That year went by uncannily fast.
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Drowning Pool joke.
It’s not a lake, it’s a Sam.
Spare dosh, anyone?
Oh man oh man oh man.
Oh boy. Oh wow.
We prefer ‘European American’ Night.
Scary Knoll. Terror Plateau. Freaky-ass Swamp.
Double pedal for my double barrel.
I hate my recorder now.
Time to get my Killing Floor fix.
Dial tone. Static. Death.
It’s too easy to comment on the title so I won’t (I guess I just did).
Send transmission from the (two)-armed scissor (cut away, cut away).
Now those big zombies will be even bigger assholes.
I just died in your arms tonight.
Now with red mohawks!
Get up, come on get down with the sharkness.
Ha ha like Indiana Jones I get it.
Sheena was a punk rocker (and a Zed slayer).
Making games is haaaaard.
You had me at glowy scalpel.
Too many twos.
They keep pulling me back in.
In space, you’re gonna die a couple of times.
But what the FUCK is the dragon?