Video: Aliens: Colonial Maroons
Greetings friends, how’s life been treating you? Happen to spend some quality time with your significant other over Valentine’s Day? On the most romantic day of the year, I spent some quality time alone with Aliens: Colonial Marines. Let me tell you, it was a cruel mistress full of false promises, broken hearts, and a distinct lack of sophisticated artificial intelligence. It has left me wondering: “Is it too good for me or am I too good for it?” (In actuality I didn’t wonder that at all because this game is absolutely abysmal)
Either way, this was a special time we shared together, and figured a montage was in order. So without further adieu, I present you the most intimate moments of my time with the game, I call it Aliens: Colonial Maroons.